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Posted 8/5/14


Please Explode
is the debut full-length from North Carolina's sick and twisted death/grinders COLUMNS.  Featuring former members of cult Relapse grinders Hemdale plus current and former members of renowned death metal bands Wretched, Vehemence and Glass Casket, COLUMNS blast and shred their way through 16 tracks of premium Southern grindcore, marinated in a blistering bowl of death metal.  These seasoned extreme metal vets seamlessly fuse together rabid vocals and tongue-in-cheek, deviant lyrics with a cacophony of break-neck bursts full of many twists and turns.  This is grindcore that is both obscene and extreme. 



"Please Explode sounds like a thirty-car pileup, if each of those cars just so happened to be transporting containers of nuclear waste, ebola, ammunition, and Mexican firecrackers. It’s carnage wrapped in chaos wrapped in torment wrapped in more carnage It will tear your head off and use it to play soccer." - Metalsucks


amazing grind band that absolutely crushed my world...a masterful blitzkrieg of deathgrind” - American Aftermath


"Columns rises above most of their peers with Please Explode. This is a middle finger to typical death/grind." - Dead Rhetoric

“This is impressive, modern Grind that has a unique identity. It’s destined to be mentioned in the same breath as bands like Pig Destroyer as forerunners of the genre.” -Wonderbox Metal


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